From an anonymous email:
Hey everybody, Al Gore was right and we really need to get with the program and support ALL these new enviromental regulations. I realized it was just LAME to have an SUV so I got rid of that ugly "planet killer" and used your tax money to get some new weel's!!
Everybody keeps talking about how rotten the economy is but I'm doing AWSOME!!
I just got my BRAND NEW car that's aproved by Obama, and made by GM (Government Motors) to meet all those cool C.A.F.E. standards that Californias have decided we need to go by. With the new Cap & Trade driving up the cost of gas, electricity and costing more American job's I'm not worried!!
The gas milage is tremendous and the chick's... They dig this eco freinly stuff!!!!
I'm finally gona be rollin in style!!
Yaba daba doo!!!