- Post 22 September 2012
- By Copy Editor
UPDATED: Carroll Standard -- According to a source close to the Nevada Senator's office, choosing to remain anonymous, has stated that to the best of his knowledge Harry Reid has never donated a dollar or performed a charitable deed in his life. Yet, the Senator writes off thousands in donations on his tax returns.
The unnamed source also said that Reid never leaves a tip (per diem that Reid pockets, stolen from taxpayers that payed for his lunch) for the wait staff after gorging in local restaurants. Reid, according to the source, also orders Girl Scouts cookies taking delivery without paying for them. Reid is purportedly, said the source, a lifetime member of NAMBLA, an homosexual organization that promotes and practices pedophilia for the sole purpose of luring prepubescent boys into the gay lifestyle.
The source also told us, Reid spends an inordinate amount of time frequenting a ranch near Reno known for it's Mustangs or something to make it appear he is straight. More details will be released as this story unfolds or when Harry Reid resigns the Senate post haste and returns all monies he acquired through insider deals while holding public office. While none of this has been independently corroborated, it sure as hell sounds right.