- Post 01 August 2012
- By Twitchy.com
(Jenn | Twitchy.com) -- As Twitchy reported earlier, Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day has been a huge success. Supporters of free speech, tasty chicken and religious freedom are turning out in droves.
Some loving, tolerant liberals hope they won’t have to wait long for the waffle fries and chicken to kill off Chick-fil-A supporters.
oh please please let there be a news story about some bible thumper having a heart attack and dying in a chick-fil-a today fingers crossed—
(@aleashuhh) August 01, 2012
Aw, this one’s a real sweetheart. He doesn’t want Chick-fil-A patrons to die … as long as they suffer. A lot.
If you eat at Chick-Fil-A today, I hope you choke on it. I don't want you to die, but I want you to choke. A lot.—
Ofay Da Juiceman (@blunted215) August 01, 2012
Others, like “Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead, are more patient. They’re willing to wait for heart disease (or fatal diarrhea) to take out the “bigots,” aka freedom-loving chicken-eaters.
Yes, go eat at Chick-Fil-A. Clearly you need to create more clogs in passageways to your already hardened heart.—
Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 01, 2012
god bles chick fil a for pickin' off fat christians everywhere. GOD BLSES HEART DISEASE—
norah pinephrine (@oh_soleil) August 01, 2012
No need apologize for eating at Chick-Fil-A today. You'll be sorry when youre dead from all of the delicious deep-fried bigotry you've eaten—
penelope scotland ♡ (@heyboypedro) August 01, 2012
Maybe if all the bigots eat chickfila for every meal today they'll all have heart attacks!—
John Atkins (@johnatkinsxx) August 01, 2012
but seriously those who support Chick-Fil-A's bigotry by eating there today, I hope you all die from dehydration from your eventual diarrhea—
(@SorcererLance) August 01, 2012
At least we can take comfort in the fact that all the homophobes stuffing their face with Chick fil a will be dead sooner than later.—
Mike P. (@OhGeeMikeP) August 01, 2012
So in 5 years all these hateful, bigoted slobs chowing on Chick-Fil-A today die from an excruciating heart attack? Where's the downside?—
Micheal Stinson (@Symbolman) August 01, 2012
So the GOP is combating gay marriage by raising their cholesterol & increasing their risk of heart attack? Knock yourself out, Huckabee.—
Shawn Simmons (@Shawn_Simmons_) August 01, 2012
That’s an awful lot of hate from people who claim all they want is to “let love live.”
Keep it up, tolerance bullies. Keep wishing “Bible thumpers” would choke to death on their peach shakes and Chick-n-Strips and see how much that does for your cause.